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THERE WERE TINY METAL SCREWS INSIDE MY STRAWBERRY. THREE OF THEM.
?!?!?!
we bought four packs of strawberries from the grocery store. they're all large (and by large i mean ginormous) and perfectly red and ripe and gorgeous and delicious. i eat one or two for lunch, but then i start chewing this one and there's tiny hard things in my mouth all of a sudden. i thought i'd chipped a tooth somehow and missed it. BUT NO! THERE WERE SCREWS INSIDE MY STRAWBERRY. WHAT THE FUCK.
?!?!?!
we bought four packs of strawberries from the grocery store. they're all large (and by large i mean ginormous) and perfectly red and ripe and gorgeous and delicious. i eat one or two for lunch, but then i start chewing this one and there's tiny hard things in my mouth all of a sudden. i thought i'd chipped a tooth somehow and missed it. BUT NO! THERE WERE SCREWS INSIDE MY STRAWBERRY. WHAT THE FUCK.