TWINKIE TIME!

Apr 03, 2009 19:17

what time is it?
it's twinkie time!
what time is it?
it's twinkie time!
what time is it?
it's twinkie time!
i said what time is it?
it's mothafuckin twinkie time!
that's right! i got my twinkie packed!
mom packed my lunch in a paper sack.
an apple, some celery, and a juicebox, too.
ma, does it look like i wear perfume?
i oughta slap you!
bitch, you know you would die
but i ain't had no twinkie yet,
i ain't got no sugar high.
you got lucky
but you better hold your breath,
cause when i get a twinkie,
bitch i'm beatin on my chest
like king kong!
i got a fat gorilla dick!
my fructose nut oughta make yo' titties stick!
try to hand me that lunch like i'm some little kid.
i eat twinkies and pussy, not that bullshit shit!
TWINKIE TIME!

right about now my blood's as thick as sperm
like a bucket of butter just waitin to churn.
but i ain't makin margarine, i'm explodin on yo' chest.
bitch, fuck the necklace! you're gettin a pearl dress!
mmm, bitch, i can't believe it's not butter!
i told you what time it is, i know i didn't stutter!
it's twinkie time, ho! go grab me a treat!
suck on my toes while you massage my feet.
with your mouth full i shouldn't be able to hear you speak.
let me know how your blood tastes as i kick in your teeth!
TWINKIE TIME!

um, let's see...
beer, titties, and a handful of twinkies
and maybe if you're lucky i'll go down on your stinky.
but i prefer twinkies over chocodiles.
i only go for brown eye once in a while.
either way you'll get creamed like a bavarian;
in your pussy or your tushy, that's your decision.
i ain't here to ask question, just to cause infections,
pussy annihilation and twinkie ingestion.
so next time you see me walkin down the street,
you better give me a motherfuckin twinkie to eat!
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