♬ 001 { voice }

Nov 01, 2010 12:17

I've never seen anything like this…

[He grunts as begins pressing random buttons, almost furiously. This, of course, accomplishes absolutely nothing.]

Blasted thing…I demand to speak to whoever is in charge, here! I assure you, kidnapping is of a high offense, and I will not tolerate--

[He grunts again and takes a few calming breaths. A muffled ( Read more... )

+spain, +cocona, +france, +future luke, i'm on a horse, #voice, @general public, what is this technology, definitely lost, ^new bark town, ow, +haku, war sucks, this didn't exist in 1748, not the man your man could be, +romano, +netherlands, +hungary, +pompous idiot

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[Video] of_france November 1 2010, 22:00:24 UTC
[France is sewing, so the PokeGear feed is rather off-center. Only half of his face is visible, his hair tied back with a blue ribbon.]

Hello, Austria.

Welcome to Hell.

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[voice] leavemariaalone November 2 2010, 05:37:47 UTC
[OH GOOD LORD YOUR FACE IS ON THE SCREEN what are video, he's just going to...use his hand to cover that up. Much better.]

It must certainly be if you're here.

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[Voice] of_france November 2 2010, 22:14:29 UTC
[Well, good, now all France can see is Austria'a hand. Much better.]

Oh, but you are certainly much more damned than I. You have a horse of the apocalypse as your companion after all.

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[Voice] leavemariaalone November 3 2010, 04:23:27 UTC
[See? It all works out.]

...[He's staring at his Ponyta, hence the silence, and then hmph's.]

If it were such a horse, then why aren't you in possession of it? [BITTER BITTER BITTER]

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[Voice] of_france November 3 2010, 04:33:48 UTC
Because, unlike you, I got an adorable pup to be my companion.

[He reaches down and picks up Marianne, his Vulpix, and beams he shows her off.]

Isn't she cute?

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[Voice] leavemariaalone November 3 2010, 05:13:31 UTC
...

[He takes a small peek, then quickly covers the screen back up.]

I'm surprised it's as docile as it appears.

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[Voice] of_france November 3 2010, 05:29:54 UTC
[He cuddles Marianne and pecks her nose lovingly.]

She loves me above all others. If you were to appear before her, then she would burn you to the ground. Nothing less than someone like you deserves.

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[Voice] leavemariaalone November 3 2010, 06:58:46 UTC
So she's equally as crude in battle as you've proven yourself to be?

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[Voice] of_france November 3 2010, 08:02:41 UTC
We French are not crude, but love is a cruel master, and we learn well.

[He smiles lightly.]

I can see where a loveless prude like yourself would become confused.

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[Voice] leavemariaalone November 3 2010, 08:13:36 UTC
Your culture, I will admit, has its redeeming qualities. [for now] You, on the other hand...

[...ow. Burn.]

It's a more favorable view than vicariously pining for others, I suppose.

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[Voice] of_france November 3 2010, 08:20:19 UTC
[He giggles lightly, and Marianne makes a high-pitched Pix! that sounds likes she's laughing, too.]

France never pines for anyone! No, it is all the world that pines for France.

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[Voice] leavemariaalone November 3 2010, 08:24:01 UTC
Those poor souls with such repulsive tastes.

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[Voice] of_france November 3 2010, 08:37:20 UTC
It is you who lack good taste. That is why God gave you a flaming horse of the apocalypse to take you deep into the bowels of Hell.

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[Voice] leavemariaalone November 15 2010, 05:27:46 UTC
I beg to differ.

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[Voice] of_france November 15 2010, 05:37:11 UTC
Have you seen your horse? It's on fire, if you've forgotten.

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[Voice] leavemariaalone November 15 2010, 05:50:50 UTC
I'm standing next to it, I can see quite well that it's on fire.

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