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You know, it's amazing how a dildo taped to your toothbrush can turn a bad mood into a good one. That was Ken's way of saying Happy April Fools' Day to me. Cute, huh?
It gets better. I have one of those Crest SpinBrushes, where the bristle part is detachable. So I drag myself in the shower, go to brush my teeth, only to find a sparkly silver dildo taped to the bristles. And he hid the other part of my toothbrush really well. I'm laughing my ass off at the visual right now. That's all I'm gonna say on that :)
It gets better. I have one of those Crest SpinBrushes, where the bristle part is detachable. So I drag myself in the shower, go to brush my teeth, only to find a sparkly silver dildo taped to the bristles. And he hid the other part of my toothbrush really well. I'm laughing my ass off at the visual right now. That's all I'm gonna say on that :)