Faggylocks and the Three Hot Bears

[fireworkboy]

Once upon a time there lived three bears: Papa bear and Daddy Bear and Brattybear. One day, a little boy named Faggylocks was skipping down Gay Lane when he smelled quiche baking and he followed his nose to a gorgeous renovated Victorian, which was, miraculously, unlocked! He went inside, ate the Quiche, washed it down with half a bottle of red, and decided he was tired. He found the bedroom, and on the nightstand he saw three funny-looking rings lying on a piece of black silk. They were so shiny that Faggylocks just had to pick one up and try it on. He took the biggest one and tried to fit it over his fuzzywuzit, and CLUNK it fell of! "This cockring is too big!" He exclaimed, and he tried on the next one on and CLANK it slowly slipped off and hit the floor as well. "This cockring is too big toooooo!" exclaimed Faggylocks, and tried on the last one. This one was small, the smallest in fact, and Faggylocks fit it snugly over his stiffening fuzzywuzit. "This cockring is just riiiiiight..." sighed Faggylocks. His knees were suddenly feeling weak, and he felt like he needed to lie down. On one side of the room was a leather-covered hobbyhorse, so he sat down on it. "This chair is too hard" said Faggylocks. He then sat lightly down upon a silver studded stool in the middle of the room "Ouch! this chair is toooo pokey!" Then, in the back of the room, he spied a black leather sling suspended from the ceiling with shiny silver chains. He eased himself into the sling, laid back and sighed. "This sling is juuuuuust right!" Faggylocks soon began fluffing his engorged fuzzywuzit when suddenly the bedroom door burst open. "WHO'S BEEN EATING MY QUICHE?!" Bellowed Papa Bear. "WHO DRANK MY 97 CHABERNET?!" yelled Daddy Bear. Then Brattybear cried "WHERE THE HELL IS MY COCKRING???" The three bears converged on Faggylocks, alternating implements of destruction on Faggylocks's backside
(the paddle too stingy, the singletail too ouchy, but the flogger was just riiiiight) and shoved their
fuzzywuzits inside his back cave (Brattybears' was too small, so was Daddy Bear's, but Papa Bears was just riiiiiight, cuz Faggylocks was a little ass slut). And they all lived happily ever after.
The end :)