CCHS is the Communist Rebels of Cuba.... Stars Mill is Batista's Army

Feb 21, 2006 19:36

I think I have it figured out

Stars Mill is waging biological warfare on us to prevent us from winning at CFL this weekend

you see, they know we're really good this year, and have about twice as many people

they tried to sabotage last week, too

they infected Chele with strepp throat

but her immune system got rid of it, and she didn't spread it to anyone else

so as a last ditch, they infected Brentley, hoping to bring us down again

but his reaction was delayed

He got sick later on, but not before giving it to Holli

He coughed over everything later on the bus, close quarters

and spread it to Stuart, Ling-Ling, Jason, and Michael

me and Connor have immune systems of steel, apparently

because we're the only ones who aren't sick

see, me and Connor were their biggest target

he would've spread it to Emily as well, which is what they wanted

and me and Chele are Camden's biggest punch - our duo always wins

and it's only two more days until CFL

but hopefully their dastardly plan will fall through

at the very least, Camden will shame them in duo XD

and I'm developing a secret weapon O.O. that will kick ass once I fine tune it

Fuck you, Stars Mill! Hasta la victoria siempre, putos!
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