May 01, 2009 00:43
Folks,
I just realized that this latest pandemic, the swine flu is made up of Porcine, avain, and human virul DNA. Making it the "Flying Pig Flu". Therefore the end of the world because pigs will fly. Let us hope it won't be followed by the simian, avian, anal, virul DNA influnza, cuz then monkies will fly outta my ass. (or the wicked witch of the west will retrieve the ruby slippers)
------The pirate