geekgirlofdoom
this made me laugh
geekgirlofdoom's summarization of Freedom Writers, which she) does not plan to see, but has probably summarize correctly anyway:
White Suburban Teacher: O NOEZ. I HAVE BEEN RELOCATED TO TEH GHETTO.
Inner-city Schoolchildren: WE DON'T NEED NO LEARNIN'. YO.
White Suburban Teacher: *TRIES*
White Suburban Teacher: *FAILS*
White Suburban Teacher: *SAD/FRUSTRATED*
Inner-city Schoolchildren: *DON'T CARE AND PROBABLY LAUGH*
White Suburban Teacher: YOU CAN BE MORE.
Inner-city Schoolchildren: WE CAN'T BE MORE. WE ARE FROM TEH GHETTO. YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. YOU ARE A WHITE SUBURBAN TEACHER.
White Suburban Teacher: *WITNESSES SOMETHING GHETTO-Y AND UNDERSTANDS*
White Suburban Teacher: *TEACHES IN A HIP STYLE THAT WILL APPEAL TO THE YOUNG, GHETTO-Y CROWD. YO.*
Inner-city Schoolchildren: WE LOVE THE LEARNING. WITH A 'G.' FOR WE ARE EDUCATED NOW.
White Suburban Teacher: *TRIUMPHANT*
Inner-city Schoolchildren: *ARE ALL NOW DOCTORS WHO ARE LAYWERS IN THEIR SPARE TIME*
geekgirlofdoom's summarization of Freedom Writers, which she) does not plan to see, but has probably summarize correctly anyway:
White Suburban Teacher: O NOEZ. I HAVE BEEN RELOCATED TO TEH GHETTO.
Inner-city Schoolchildren: WE DON'T NEED NO LEARNIN'. YO.
White Suburban Teacher: *TRIES*
White Suburban Teacher: *FAILS*
White Suburban Teacher: *SAD/FRUSTRATED*
Inner-city Schoolchildren: *DON'T CARE AND PROBABLY LAUGH*
White Suburban Teacher: YOU CAN BE MORE.
Inner-city Schoolchildren: WE CAN'T BE MORE. WE ARE FROM TEH GHETTO. YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. YOU ARE A WHITE SUBURBAN TEACHER.
White Suburban Teacher: *WITNESSES SOMETHING GHETTO-Y AND UNDERSTANDS*
White Suburban Teacher: *TEACHES IN A HIP STYLE THAT WILL APPEAL TO THE YOUNG, GHETTO-Y CROWD. YO.*
Inner-city Schoolchildren: WE LOVE THE LEARNING. WITH A 'G.' FOR WE ARE EDUCATED NOW.
White Suburban Teacher: *TRIUMPHANT*
Inner-city Schoolchildren: *ARE ALL NOW DOCTORS WHO ARE LAYWERS IN THEIR SPARE TIME*