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The following is a paraphrased transcription of the conversation that occured after
mad_cow666 realised her fly was open in Philosophy class today.
mad_cow666: Shit! Why does this keep happening? *zips fly*
Me: *shrugs* Dunno.
mad_cow666: My one-eyed trouser snake is trying to escape.
Me: *laughs* Yeah. Keep the snake in your pants.
[general confusion/pandemonium mostly because we were laughing and trying not to be overheard]
Me: Hey. How do you kill a trouser snake?
mad_cow666: *laughing* How?
Me: *mad giggling* You beat it with a hoe!
I'm so proud of myself for that. *g*
<3rebecca