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[leastof2weevils]

Bloody animals...hnn.

[What? It's a bad idea to play your violin when your wrist's just been bitten by a wolf? Nobody ever told Jack that, so he's going to try it out anyway. Unfortunately, while the injury isn't too bad, it's not going to be doing him any favors.

Anyone nearby their comms will be treated to a terrible, squealing, scraping noise

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[pimp_hat]

Sweet Loa I t'ink my eardrums just blew.

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[leastof2weevils]

...I admit I've lost a bit of touch, but that isn't entirely my fault...

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[pimp_hat]

And joo gotta take joor frustration out on all of us?

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[leastof2weevils]

I was practicing. And I had no intention of letting everyone on the communicators hear it; it was turned on by mistake.

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[pimp_hat]

Joo call dat practice? Mon I could make da same noise by beatin' a cat against a wall.

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[leastof2weevils]

[he's offended!]

Normally I'm much better.

[And so, he tries to prove it by forcing it. There's a bit of the scraping in there still, but it actually sounds like a violin now!]

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[pimp_hat]

Sure joo-

[What the hell was that!?]

Mon are joo tryin' to play wid joor teeth?

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[leastof2weevils]

[HATERS GONNA HATE, so he ignores him and continues. It sounds a lot better, but he only gets a little bit of it before he has to put down the violin.]

...It's this damned ship. Haven't been able to play any of the right notes since I arrived.

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[pimp_hat]

Right, it be ship's fault dat it joo sound like joo be stranglin' a bird. Can't be dat joo ain't got any talent. No it be da ship.