Movie Meme
As penance for not stalking Will's lj enough to catch his post and avoid an unintentional haiku...
The movie meme.
1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.
5. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
1. What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! Big Lebowksi (Britney)
2. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo. Fight Club (Bailey)
3. Holy underwear! Sheriff murdered! Innocent women and children blown to bits! We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph! Blazing Saddles (Bailey)
4. A: Oh no! Not here please! Come to my office tomorrow morning. We'll do everything businesslike.
B: We'll be there at six!
A: I'll be there at ten. Casablanca (Bailey)
5. Eastman. He came out of the East, to do battle with the Amazing RAAAANDOO!
6. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Oswald was a fag. Usual Suspects (Bailey)
7. I'd be unworthy of the high trust that's been placed in me if I didn't do everything in my power to keep our beloved Freedonia in peace with the world. I'd be only too happy to meet with Ambassador Trentino, and offer him on behalf of my country the right hand of good fellowship. And I feel sure he will accept this gesture in the spirit of which it is offered. But suppose he doesn't. A fine thing that'll be. I hold out my hand and he refuses to accept. That'll add a lot to my prestige, won't it? Me, the head of a country, snubbed by a foreign ambassador. Who does he think he is, that he can come here, and make a sap of me in front of all my people? Think of it - I hold out my hand and that hyena refuses to accept. Why, the cheap ball-pushing swine, he'll never get away with it I tell you, he'll never get away with it.
8. I have to return some videotapes.
9. Nice coat. Batman Begins (Bailey)
10. We're safe for now. Thank goodness we're in a bowling alley. Pleasantville (Britney)
11. A: "Best of Both Worlds"?
B: Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame. Clerks (Bailey)
12. A: Why don't you let me fix you some of this Mococoa drink, all natural cocoa beans from the upper slopes of Mount Nicaragua, no artificial sweeteners!
B: What the hell are you talking about? Who the hell are you talking to? Truman Show (Bailey)
13. You're a Mozart fan. I love him too. I looooove Mozart! He was Austrian you know? But for this kind of work, he's a little bit light. So I tend to go for the heavier guys. Check out Brahms. He's good too.
14. "People"? I ain't "people." I am a - "a shimmering, glowing star in the cinema firmament."
15. Barzini is dead. So is Phillip Tattallgia. Moe Green. Slacci. Cuneo. Today I settled all family business so don't tell me that you're innocent. Admit what you did. Get him a drink. Don't be afraid, Carlo. Come on, you think I'd make my sister a widow? I'm Godfather to your son. Go ahead. Drink. Drink. No, you're out of the family business, that's your punishment. You're finished. I'm putting you on a plane to Vegas. Tom? I want you to stay there, you understand? Only don't tell me that you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and it makes me very angry. Now, who approached you first? Barzini or Tattalgia? Godfather (Bailey)
Edit: Bold means it hasn't been guessed. 2 down, 13 to go...
Edit again: Answers will go up in a new entry on Thursday. Only 5 left...
The movie meme.
1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.
5. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
1. What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! Big Lebowksi (Britney)
2. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo. Fight Club (Bailey)
3. Holy underwear! Sheriff murdered! Innocent women and children blown to bits! We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph! Blazing Saddles (Bailey)
4. A: Oh no! Not here please! Come to my office tomorrow morning. We'll do everything businesslike.
B: We'll be there at six!
A: I'll be there at ten. Casablanca (Bailey)
5. Eastman. He came out of the East, to do battle with the Amazing RAAAANDOO!
6. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Oswald was a fag. Usual Suspects (Bailey)
7. I'd be unworthy of the high trust that's been placed in me if I didn't do everything in my power to keep our beloved Freedonia in peace with the world. I'd be only too happy to meet with Ambassador Trentino, and offer him on behalf of my country the right hand of good fellowship. And I feel sure he will accept this gesture in the spirit of which it is offered. But suppose he doesn't. A fine thing that'll be. I hold out my hand and he refuses to accept. That'll add a lot to my prestige, won't it? Me, the head of a country, snubbed by a foreign ambassador. Who does he think he is, that he can come here, and make a sap of me in front of all my people? Think of it - I hold out my hand and that hyena refuses to accept. Why, the cheap ball-pushing swine, he'll never get away with it I tell you, he'll never get away with it.
8. I have to return some videotapes.
9. Nice coat. Batman Begins (Bailey)
10. We're safe for now. Thank goodness we're in a bowling alley. Pleasantville (Britney)
11. A: "Best of Both Worlds"?
B: Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame. Clerks (Bailey)
12. A: Why don't you let me fix you some of this Mococoa drink, all natural cocoa beans from the upper slopes of Mount Nicaragua, no artificial sweeteners!
B: What the hell are you talking about? Who the hell are you talking to? Truman Show (Bailey)
13. You're a Mozart fan. I love him too. I looooove Mozart! He was Austrian you know? But for this kind of work, he's a little bit light. So I tend to go for the heavier guys. Check out Brahms. He's good too.
14. "People"? I ain't "people." I am a - "a shimmering, glowing star in the cinema firmament."
15. Barzini is dead. So is Phillip Tattallgia. Moe Green. Slacci. Cuneo. Today I settled all family business so don't tell me that you're innocent. Admit what you did. Get him a drink. Don't be afraid, Carlo. Come on, you think I'd make my sister a widow? I'm Godfather to your son. Go ahead. Drink. Drink. No, you're out of the family business, that's your punishment. You're finished. I'm putting you on a plane to Vegas. Tom? I want you to stay there, you understand? Only don't tell me that you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and it makes me very angry. Now, who approached you first? Barzini or Tattalgia? Godfather (Bailey)
Edit: Bold means it hasn't been guessed. 2 down, 13 to go...
Edit again: Answers will go up in a new entry on Thursday. Only 5 left...