(no subject)
place an (x) in front of the things you have never done, a (_) in front of the things you have done at least once and a (?) in front of the things you don't know if you have done. When you are done add an "I have never of your own. (( for remarks you have))
(_) I have never been drunk
(x) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(x) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(x) I never crashed a friend's car
(x) I have never been to Japan
(x) I never ridden in a taxi
(x) I never have been in love
(x) I never have had sex
(x) I never have been dumped
(x) I never shoplifted
(x) I never have been fired
(x) I have never cut myself on purpose
(x) I never have been in a fist fight
(x) I never snuck out of my parent's house
(x) I never have been arrested
(x) I never made out with a stranger
(_) I never stole anything from my job
(x) I never celebrated New Year's in Time Square
(x) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(_) I never had a crush on a teacher
(x) I never celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
(x) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(x) I never slept with a co-worker
(x) I never have thrown up in a bar
(x) I never have purposely set myself on fire
(x) I never have eaten sushi (which kind? well it doesn't matter for me...)
(x) I never have been snowboarding
(_) I never have been happy with myself
(x) I never have met a movie star
(_) I never went to a prom
(x) I never bungee jumped
(_) I never have been to a pop concert
(x) I never have dated someone for over a year
(x) I never ate a mango
(x) I never killed anyone before ...or have i...
(x) I never went sailing
(_) I have never had a job
(_) I have never told someone how much they meant to me.
(x) I never have gone sky diving
(x) I never ran outside and danced in the street naked.
(_) I have never had a lesbian/gay close friend.
(_) I have never watched C-SPAN for over an hour.
(_) I have never been out of the country
(x) I have never made out in a carwash
(x) I have never had cum come out of my noise during a blow job
(_) I have never gone night swimming with a hot person of the opposite sex
(_) I have never eaten peanut butter.
(x) I have never seen Citizen Kane all the way through.
(_) I have never broken a bone.
(x) I have never been able to think of original "I have nevers"
(x) I have never gotten an abortion
(x) I have never said I loved someone and didn't mean it
(x) I have never gotten my tongue stuck to skis in the winter because I licked them to see what it was like
(_)I have never thrown up all over my cell phone