Of course you want everything to be hostiel and angry!
Sure - everything has to be done your way! What you want is ALWAYS more important than what I want. You think I should put you up on some pedestal and worship you to the point where I can't lead my own life!
You're a selfish, whiny, controlling, manipulative brat.
And you don't have cute toes. I was just saying that to get in your pants!
Take my number out of your cell phone.
And I'm hocking the Christmas present you gave me.
Right after I burn everything in my house that I think you may have touched.
I don't have a sister. That was your Mom pretending to be my sister just to sleep with you. After she slept with me.
And I'm the one who clogged your toilet, put hair in the bath drain, siphoned gas out of your toilet, and told teh president to go to war with Iraq. So there.
Well, you know your favorite shirt? Yeah I used that to wipe the litter box. Also you remember that big promotion you wanted and never got? That was me telling your boss about how you like to freebase on the job. HOPE YOU LIKED GETTING FIRED!! Also the eggs I made you for breakfast this morning were like a week expired.
I lent your panties to the homeless for a week and then put them back in your drawer without washing them.
And that cream filled donut you had at breakfast? Yeah - not cream.
Same with your face cream.
You are a sad, strange little girl. That's right. Girl. When are you having your campfire meeting for the Brownies? Maybe you can get your merit badge in immature bitchiness...I think the patch probably has a picture of you embroidered on it.
And when I told you that you look good in those jeans... Yeah, good for a hippo.
And who do you have writing your insults? That 3rd grader who lives next door?
Please accept my humble apology. I'm sorry that I missed your
(check one)
[]birthday
[]anniversary
[]graduation
[]bat mitzfah
I know it was extremely thoughtless and I am
(check all that apply)
[]selfish
[]heartless
[]lower than pond scum
I hope that these
(make selection from list below)
[]flowers
[]teddy bear
[]diamonds
will be a sign of how much you really mean to me.
Please accept my apology.
[]Accept
[]Reject
Matt
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Man I am so bored I'm trying to fake drama.
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Sure - everything has to be done your way! What you want is ALWAYS more important than what I want. You think I should put you up on some pedestal and worship you to the point where I can't lead my own life!
You're a selfish, whiny, controlling, manipulative brat.
And you don't have cute toes. I was just saying that to get in your pants!
Take my number out of your cell phone.
And I'm hocking the Christmas present you gave me.
Right after I burn everything in my house that I think you may have touched.
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And I'm the one who clogged your toilet, put hair in the bath drain, siphoned gas out of your toilet, and told teh president to go to war with Iraq. So there.
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And that cream filled donut you had at breakfast? Yeah - not cream.
Same with your face cream.
You are a sad, strange little girl. That's right. Girl. When are you having your campfire meeting for the Brownies? Maybe you can get your merit badge in immature bitchiness...I think the patch probably has a picture of you embroidered on it.
And when I told you that you look good in those jeans... Yeah, good for a hippo.
And who do you have writing your insults? That 3rd grader who lives next door?
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