Hey Ry

[learntocrucify]

Ry, if you're serious about moving out we need at least one more person to make rent somewhere feasible. Know anyone else who needs a place?

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[epithet_]

I dunno... I could ask Scar, she knows loads of interesting people - even by your standards.

[learntocrucify]

Check out the comment below. Looks like we could have a winner.

Which is good because I'm about a week away from showing up in the newspaper under the heading of 'VAMPIRE GOTH MURDERS SMOTHERING AUNT'

[epithet_]

Hmm, hey, and this way, we get to avoid looking in the newspapers with the ad, 'MURDERING VAMPIRE GOTH SEEKING HOUSEMATE - PREFERABLY NOT SMELLING BAD'.

[learntocrucify]

Tasha would probably be interested if that were the ad.

[epithet_]

... Who the hell is Tasha?

[learntocrucify]

The journal where your penis is being discussed belongs to her. She's Renee's cousin or something.

[epithet_]

Huh. Some chick I don't even know is talking about my penis. Gotta say, it doesn't suck to be me.

[learntocrucify]

Oh god, I'll alert all women to stop paying attention to you before your head gets too big.

[epithet_]

Nah, should be okay if we can find a house with arabian door frames. Reckon that'll narrow down the search too much?

[learntocrucify]

Might be a little out of the price bracket I was looking at. I'm just hoping for one with four complete walls.

[epithet_]

Hmm. Well then, I suppose we could reconstruct once we are in.

[slinkster_ghoul]

Or we could form an intervention, team up and deflate your ego.

*smiles sweetly*

[epithet_]

Listen Miss I'm-Going-To-Start-A-Conversation-About-My-Boyfriend's-Penis-In-A-Stranger's-Journal, this is really all your fault!

[learntocrucify]

Your penis really is quite small, you know. And lumpy in strange places.

[slinkster_ghoul]

I could staple posters to streetlights, if you'd rather.

[empress_tasha]

That would picque my interest, yes. More's the pity that this Lee creature got to you first. Though precisely how pleasant you would find sharing a house with myself and your boytoy there is questionable at best.