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Well, today i didnt finish all of my Turso homework, and he jizzed on me (bastard)
and apparently berman got "buzzed" and NOT drunk, BUZZED
and he told us he wants to suck a guys dick...or hes afraid he will,
but he said:
"i" (am afraid i) "will" "suck" "a" "guys" "dick"
No0O0oo: except my throat really hurts
No0O0oo: maybe i did suck a dick
AND
No0O0oo: so whats up hotcakes?
oh snap yooo: are you still drunk?
No0O0oo: nope
things that made me laugh today
joe: *wearing these gay HUGE sun glasses
tom: OMG ITS ELTON JOHN!!!....oh wait nvm its just joe......
mrs edge: and he threw up his full grown children
me: wait so he ate his children at birth, then threw them up when they were full grown, and they were still alive
chris lala: ....wow he must have a big mouth
shit haha i cant remember anything else
OMG BERMAN JUST TOLD ME THIS AND HE WASNT KIDDING
No0O0oo: and then theres jaffe WTF HOT
its time for the....................................
"CAROLINE 'PORN LOVING' QUOTE OF THE WEEK!!"
fake brokenbones: i was actually having a naked party
and apparently berman got "buzzed" and NOT drunk, BUZZED
and he told us he wants to suck a guys dick...or hes afraid he will,
but he said:
"i" (am afraid i) "will" "suck" "a" "guys" "dick"
No0O0oo: except my throat really hurts
No0O0oo: maybe i did suck a dick
AND
No0O0oo: so whats up hotcakes?
oh snap yooo: are you still drunk?
No0O0oo: nope
things that made me laugh today
joe: *wearing these gay HUGE sun glasses
tom: OMG ITS ELTON JOHN!!!....oh wait nvm its just joe......
mrs edge: and he threw up his full grown children
me: wait so he ate his children at birth, then threw them up when they were full grown, and they were still alive
chris lala: ....wow he must have a big mouth
shit haha i cant remember anything else
OMG BERMAN JUST TOLD ME THIS AND HE WASNT KIDDING
No0O0oo: and then theres jaffe WTF HOT
its time for the....................................
"CAROLINE 'PORN LOVING' QUOTE OF THE WEEK!!"
fake brokenbones: i was actually having a naked party