ignore this, I'm just recording my new philosophy
"Fuck reality."
"You cant just fuck reality!"
"Why not? reality is irrelevent."
"Reality is all we have though."
"Not true, reality is nothing, preception is everthing. Thats the beauty of it."
"Fine, Just becuase I may think that you're the President, doesn't make it so."
"True, very true."
"Well, there you go, thats reality over perception."
"Well, there you go, you don't really believe that I'm the Presdent, do you?"
"No, I guess not."
"Lets start here, what is something that you truely do believe?"
"I believe that 1+1=2."
"Well, I believe that 1+1=3."
"But years of precedent will tell you that 1+1 does indeed equal 2."
"Fuck precedent."
"Fuck you, you pointless bastard."
"See, now you're getting it!"
"What the fuck are you talking about?"
"You think I'm a pointless bastard, even though in reality I am not a pointless bastard, so therefore I am a pointless bastard."
"I also think that you're an incompetent fool."
"I guess that would be true as well."
He then turned into the abyss and vanished. Oh, wait, he didn't. He just thought he did. On with the conversation.
"So you don't care if I call you a pointless incompetent fool of a bastard?"
"Of course not, because in reality I am not a pointless incompetent fool of a bastard."
"I thought reality didn't matter."
"It doesn't"
"Then who cares if you're not actually a pointless incompetent fool of a bastard, so long as everybody thinks you are?"
"Nobody, thats the beauty of it."
In reality they were both pointless incompetent fools of bastards. But, still, nobody cared. The two brothers embraced and went on with their lives. All recollection of this conversation erased from memory.
None of this actually happened
Yes it did
"You cant just fuck reality!"
"Why not? reality is irrelevent."
"Reality is all we have though."
"Not true, reality is nothing, preception is everthing. Thats the beauty of it."
"Fine, Just becuase I may think that you're the President, doesn't make it so."
"True, very true."
"Well, there you go, thats reality over perception."
"Well, there you go, you don't really believe that I'm the Presdent, do you?"
"No, I guess not."
"Lets start here, what is something that you truely do believe?"
"I believe that 1+1=2."
"Well, I believe that 1+1=3."
"But years of precedent will tell you that 1+1 does indeed equal 2."
"Fuck precedent."
"Fuck you, you pointless bastard."
"See, now you're getting it!"
"What the fuck are you talking about?"
"You think I'm a pointless bastard, even though in reality I am not a pointless bastard, so therefore I am a pointless bastard."
"I also think that you're an incompetent fool."
"I guess that would be true as well."
He then turned into the abyss and vanished. Oh, wait, he didn't. He just thought he did. On with the conversation.
"So you don't care if I call you a pointless incompetent fool of a bastard?"
"Of course not, because in reality I am not a pointless incompetent fool of a bastard."
"I thought reality didn't matter."
"It doesn't"
"Then who cares if you're not actually a pointless incompetent fool of a bastard, so long as everybody thinks you are?"
"Nobody, thats the beauty of it."
In reality they were both pointless incompetent fools of bastards. But, still, nobody cared. The two brothers embraced and went on with their lives. All recollection of this conversation erased from memory.
None of this actually happened
Yes it did