Valentines Haiku for you all

[leaners23]

Hands slide so softly
Against the rippling ridges
Blow up dolls can't talk.

Shuffling feet so shy
The moment our lips might meet
Cheating is the best!

The curve of his back
Shirt stealth as an impala
Shit, i bet he's gay.

Morning brings the hope
Of finding love once again
Prison penpals rock!

I love this cafe
But let us steal away, love
I did our waitress.

Moving through the night
We find each other's bodies
Um, is it in yet?

"Hugo Chavez Rocks"
What the fuck are you saying?
He'd go gay for Che'.