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Wooooo. I got drunk at Aude's last night. Like really really drunk. But it was just really fun and silly and random - and I was hangover-less even though I drank like zero water.
I may have smashed my head on Aude's pond, and for some reason my thumbnail is bleeding at the bottom... and my tongue feels burnt, probably from the absinthe. Which probably wasn't really absinthe, since there were no green fairies.
So yeah. Now I have to write my satirical essay for WC, but I think I'll be able to shit the whole thing out pretty quick. My idea:
- Satirizing diet pills, and myths about fatness and marketing techniques... specifically this website, which is just beautiful.
- I'm basically gonna invent a pill that dissolves all the fat in your body (because obviously anything called fat must be bad)... this will include your cell membranes, so you'll pretty much be a puddle of goop around a skeleton
- Are you just big-boned? ..I'll have something that can dissolve your bones, if you're sensitive about that
- I think there'll be some big scientific/aesthetic theory behind it all like "Research has shown that the secret of beauty lies in a high mass-to-surface-area ratio" thus explaining why it's best to be a puddle.
- Mr. Hodgson said I could include pictures too, so I'm gonna have a really confusing scientific diagram that you can't read, and really funny before-and-after pictures :D
Yesss. So my week was good. I'm getting glasses tommorow. I need a haircut.
Oh! What do you think of my hair being a swirl of blonde and red, just like a strawberry-cream campino?
I may have smashed my head on Aude's pond, and for some reason my thumbnail is bleeding at the bottom... and my tongue feels burnt, probably from the absinthe. Which probably wasn't really absinthe, since there were no green fairies.
So yeah. Now I have to write my satirical essay for WC, but I think I'll be able to shit the whole thing out pretty quick. My idea:
- Satirizing diet pills, and myths about fatness and marketing techniques... specifically this website, which is just beautiful.
- I'm basically gonna invent a pill that dissolves all the fat in your body (because obviously anything called fat must be bad)... this will include your cell membranes, so you'll pretty much be a puddle of goop around a skeleton
- Are you just big-boned? ..I'll have something that can dissolve your bones, if you're sensitive about that
- I think there'll be some big scientific/aesthetic theory behind it all like "Research has shown that the secret of beauty lies in a high mass-to-surface-area ratio" thus explaining why it's best to be a puddle.
- Mr. Hodgson said I could include pictures too, so I'm gonna have a really confusing scientific diagram that you can't read, and really funny before-and-after pictures :D
Yesss. So my week was good. I'm getting glasses tommorow. I need a haircut.
Oh! What do you think of my hair being a swirl of blonde and red, just like a strawberry-cream campino?