WANTED: DEAN OF MEDICINE
Challenge: PPTH needs a new dean.
Write a fic of any genre describing the search, appointment, resulting hilarity/shock/disaster etc. etc., of our new administrator, with or without her assistant(s).
Purpose: relief of disappointment, disbelief, horror, anger, sadness, and so on. Fluff fine. Crack maybe even better. Timeshifting encouraged.
Structure must:
Be limited to <3,000 words
Describe any ship or no ship
Include Wilson pining for House
Bonus Points:
Bring back an old character, however minor. Or major.
PRIZES:
Four months' vacation in a beachfront house in Fiji. Daily full-body massages. Boxes and boxes of your favorite chocolate. Free drinks. DVDs of Seasons 1-3.
Offered in no apparent order and for no apparent reason.
LINK your fic here. Entries counted to beginning of S8. No limit to number of entries.
Write a fic of any genre describing the search, appointment, resulting hilarity/shock/disaster etc. etc., of our new administrator, with or without her assistant(s).
Purpose: relief of disappointment, disbelief, horror, anger, sadness, and so on. Fluff fine. Crack maybe even better. Timeshifting encouraged.
Structure must:
Be limited to <3,000 words
Describe any ship or no ship
Include Wilson pining for House
Bonus Points:
Bring back an old character, however minor. Or major.
PRIZES:
Four months' vacation in a beachfront house in Fiji. Daily full-body massages. Boxes and boxes of your favorite chocolate. Free drinks. DVDs of Seasons 1-3.
Offered in no apparent order and for no apparent reason.
LINK your fic here. Entries counted to beginning of S8. No limit to number of entries.