Here, Kitty - Episode Haiku

[leakey_lover]

Title: Here, Kitty 5.18
Author: leakey_lover
Rating: G
Haiku count: 5
Disclaimer: No one owns cats.

Here, pussy, pussy,
pussy, pussy, pussy. Huh?
It takes six Pussys.

Litter box? For me.
Can't make it to the bathroom.
Cane, you know. Walk slow.

Here, person, person.
Give me all your money,
My old high school friend.

Don't pick the cat up!
Let her wander where she will.
Coma guys, laptops.

Silly cat Wilson.
Elevators reveal his
need to purr for House.