Humidity is the new Black

[leahwow]

I'm dying. I'm hot, unshowered, still full from last night's stoned eating fest, unsure if i have to work, staring at the phone afraid that it will ring and tell me to put on my hawaiian shirt and come to work, and wanting to do to the Southbeach diet but not wanting to give up beer, have bad breath, ect.

I wish i had more time to write, read, and go for walks.
Correction: I wish i could motivate my lazy ass to write, read, charge my ipod, and go for walks.

I like:
painting my moms house, it's soothing
grocery shopping with my dad
the regularity of jen's phone calls
that i have reconnected with caroline
the nervous pangs i get in my stomach when sara IMs me

I dislike:
how out of control i have become in all areas of my life
that elana lives in South Kingstown
that away messages are the new way to make someone feel bad
that facebook cannot be accessed in the air whenever you need it
that you cant find out if someone is a virgin through facebook
that my mom is so miserable
that my dads girlfriend is retarded
that ive gained mad weight yo
that this list is longer than the 'like' list.

sara just asked me out to dinner. holla back. woot woot.