Apr 13, 2005 00:54
my purple highlighter smells like elephant shit. I'm not even kidding, get the fuck over here and smell this stuff - it's so nasty. It literally smells like shit (poo, crap, doo, feces - whatever u wanna call it). I don't know why and it doesnt apply to the other colors of the same type... i got them in the same package... but this one smells NASTY upclose. if im not laying my head on the paper i dont really notice, but just the fact that the stench is there... even if i cant detect it... is gross. It's like some purple hephalump came over and stuck my marker up its ass and then shat on it (is shat the appropriate past tense form of Shit by the way? ... I think it is in England. But it just doenst sound right without a British accent - so I'm thinking maybe it doesnt apply here).
In other news... some of the letters on the keys of my laptop have rubbed off half way - so amid IM conversations, I fixed the letters with white milky-pen and shelaqed it so it would stay. I don't even know why I did this - its' not like I havent already memorized where everythign is! I don't even look down when i type unless I need to use Z, X, C, Q, etc. I guess it just makes me feel accomplished about something - since lately I have very little to feel accomplished about , what with the perpetual procrastination, laziness, and lack of ability to concentrate - i feel like maybe I need to increase my adderoll intake.
You never really realize how much snot your body can produce until you are forced to use about a dozen tissues in 10 minutes just to get one big hunk out when your sick. OK i'll stop talking about that because thats even grosser than my elephant-shit-marker. I think my cold is going away though.
I thoroghly enjoy Halls Defense Vitamin C - assorted citrus - Supplement Drops. But ONLY , I repeat, ONLY in the grapefruit flavor.
I've totally not gotten my schedule figured out. All I know is that Jen got into the weaving class that I tried to get into last semester and so help me god I WILL GET IT THIS TIME, even if it takes a personal visit to her office (seeing as she doesnt respond to emails or phone calls). I'll ask Sam what he's doing - since we have the same advisor.
That's all for now.
Goodnight