Tribute To The Ass-strokes

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(to the tune of 'With a Little Help From My Friends' by the Beatles)


What would you think if we choked at the plate
Would you please call out ball four
Give us some calls and we'll pay you a bribe
We're oil tycoons and can pay alot more

Oh, we get by with a little help from the umps
Mm, we win games with a little help from the umps
Mm, don't have to try with a little help from the umps

What do we do when our tag is away
Does it worry you to call him out?
How do you feel by the end of the day
Are you sad because you sold out?

No, we get by with a little help from the umps
Mm, we win games with a little help from the umps
Mm, don't have to try with a little help from the umps

Lord we need anybody
We need a few umps to help
Could it be anybody
We want a few umps to help


Would you believe in mistakes at first sight
Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time
What do you see when you turn out the light
Nevermind because all umps are blind

Oh, we get by with a little help from the umps
Mm, we win games with a little help from the umps
Mm, don't have to try with a little help from the umps

Lord we need anybody
We just need the umps to help
Could it be anybody
We need the umps to help

Oh, we get by with a little help from the umps
Mm, Astros win with a little help from the umps
Mm, don't have to try with a little help from the umps
Yes we get by with a little help from the umps
With a little help from the umps