Satisfying Moment of the Day
I am eating a chocolate-chip cookie which is unpolluted by walnuts.
I can't even begin to explain how gravely disheartened I become when I am offered my very favorite type of cookie, only to realize some hopeless lunatic LIKE MY MOTHER has decided to spice up the batter with a sprinkle of nasty walnuts.
And you know that people who like this disgusting addition to their chocolate-chip cookies are often complete zealots about it. As if their amendment to a perfect, classic recipe somehow enhances its nutritional values...? The cookie is still 3/4 granulated sugar. It is no more healthy now that you've dumped a mountain of unpalatable crap into the mix.
I can't even begin to explain how gravely disheartened I become when I am offered my very favorite type of cookie, only to realize some hopeless lunatic LIKE MY MOTHER has decided to spice up the batter with a sprinkle of nasty walnuts.
And you know that people who like this disgusting addition to their chocolate-chip cookies are often complete zealots about it. As if their amendment to a perfect, classic recipe somehow enhances its nutritional values...? The cookie is still 3/4 granulated sugar. It is no more healthy now that you've dumped a mountain of unpalatable crap into the mix.