Why I shouldn't be at my mother's bible group meetings
Pointless anecdote time!
I was dragged along to watch my mom and her friends talk about their dramas in life tonight. One of them was talking about a drug abuser. She described him as "looking like a vampire".
Clearly it's a sign that Twilight has destroyed my universe, since the first thought in my mind was 'oh, does that mean he sparkled?' Now I'm picturing a sparkling teenage boy with greasy hair and sunken in eyes sitting in his dark, lonely room. I had to clamp a hand over my mouth to keep from laughing.
Sorry, Jesus.
I was dragged along to watch my mom and her friends talk about their dramas in life tonight. One of them was talking about a drug abuser. She described him as "looking like a vampire".
Clearly it's a sign that Twilight has destroyed my universe, since the first thought in my mind was 'oh, does that mean he sparkled?' Now I'm picturing a sparkling teenage boy with greasy hair and sunken in eyes sitting in his dark, lonely room. I had to clamp a hand over my mouth to keep from laughing.
Sorry, Jesus.