Feb 13, 2011 16:28
When I was young, I invented an invisible friend called Mr Ravioli. My psychiatrist says I don't need him anymore, so he just sits in the corner and reads.
I have also invented some new words. "Confuzzled", which is being confused and puzzled at the same time, "snirt", which is a cross between snow and dirt, and "smushables", which are squashed groceries you find at the bottom of the bag. I have sent a letter to the Oxford Dictionary people asking them to include my words but I have not heard back.
Do not worry about not smiling. My mouth hardly ever smiles, but it doesn't mean I'm not smiling inside my brain.
Butts are bad because they wash out to sea and fish smoke them and become nicotine dependent.
I find human interesting but I have trouble understanding them.
Why do old men wear their pants so high?
Everyone's lives are like a very long sidewalk. Some are well paved, others have cracks, banana skins and cigarette butts.
"God gave us relatives .....thank God we can choose our friends."
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