Help me, this is some serious shit that's going to hit the fan.
2000 word thesis has to be prepared, memorised and regurgitated on 13th December within 2.5hrs. By primitive means of pen and paper. Yes, they are primitive and schools should abolish those things because my useless hand only knows how to ticktappitytapTYPE. A blank piece of writing pad sets me off on a permanent writer's block, it's not even cool.
Good luck and adios.