pepper makes me sneeze

Sep 23, 2004 00:54

so my parents just got a new dog, which is definitely a "yay!" in my book. however, it appears that i'm kind of allergic to him. we used to have a poodle (rest in peace, PC) and they're hypo-allergenic and i'm just so darned sensitive! (i.e. i am a delicate flower... although those also make me sneeze.) my mom named him pepper, due to his salt-and-pepper, heavy on the pepper, coloring, but it appears that the name is fitting for more than one reason.

a few smiths lyrics tailored to my particular situation:
"i was looking for a dog and then i found a dog/ and heaven knows i'm miserable now/ in my life, why do i give valuable time/ to things like buying HEPA air filters and zyrtec?"

"my throat was dry (and itchy), with the pet dander in my eyes/ and i realized i could never, never, never go back home again (without sneezing)"

i know you wish i could record these... do i see a 7" coming out soon?

as if it wasn't clear enough that i'm a big dork, it appears i'm a dork on at least two counts. a sniffly, smiths-quoting dork!
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