THE POST OF FAME.
"Vanessa used to have a furby, it talked at night, and we threw it down her flight of stairs. over and over again." -Laudette
guy at sam ash: i used to wake up at 10am until i got this bloody job.
me: *pulls imaginary chainsaw starter and makes chainsaw noises*
"its real nice out here in the summer. the whales come and lay their eggs." -Leonard, walking around rosarito beach, mexico.
"GET'CHO FATASS OUT THE WAY." -Vera's dad experiencing road rage.
sammy: what was your longest relationship?
crystal: alicia.
sammy: i said longest not biggest.
GSL NOT ASL: he was supposed to go to culinary school or something.
MorrisseySioux: by the time he graduates culinary school, he'll be making his own cake for his LEGAL wedding.
GSL NOT ASL: HAHAHAHA.
MorrisseySioux: hot girls are never gay because they get so much dick they dont stop and think about what the other side of the street would be like.
MorrisseySioux: fat girls, on the other hand, have plenty of time.
xo singular: no, fat girls smell fish across the street. theyz hungree.
HyperLikeHamster: some of the birls are... disturbing
HyperLikeHamster: and they picture whore themselves out....
HyperLikeHamster: it hurts the eyes
MorrisseySioux: HAHAHAHAHA. oh man.
MorrisseySioux: post of fame time.
cori155: i am sooo mean... moral of the story dont fuck with me
MorrisseySioux: ive noticed that when girls like me or vice versa, they give my cat a bunch of attention.
MorrisseySioux: but then again, maybe its just because theyre lezzers.
faking french: I need a cat
faking french: it's liek they're petting your proverbial crotch
faking french: if you suggest something in my head you are speaking with a gay lisp
MorrisseySioux: ROFL.
anonymous: i just dont want it to hit the portuguese community, because like, as soon as they find out im gay, ill be married to a black man from the NBA and we will have adopted 6 chinese children and moved to jamaica.
PulgaNaCama: He has the most funkiest shoes too
MorrisseySioux: OMG I KNOW
MorrisseySioux: theyre like
MorrisseySioux: light up nikes or soemthing
MorrisseySioux: rofl.
MorrisseySioux: not literally.
PulgaNaCama: lol
PulgaNaCama: he'd break all the lights
PulgaNaCama: Are you guys dressing up?
MorrisseySioux: cowboy, hippie, devil, mod(?)
PulgaNaCama: lol
PulgaNaCama: The Queer YMCA
MorrisseySioux: HAHAHAHA
guy at sam ash: i used to wake up at 10am until i got this bloody job.
me: *pulls imaginary chainsaw starter and makes chainsaw noises*
"its real nice out here in the summer. the whales come and lay their eggs." -Leonard, walking around rosarito beach, mexico.
"GET'CHO FATASS OUT THE WAY." -Vera's dad experiencing road rage.
sammy: what was your longest relationship?
crystal: alicia.
sammy: i said longest not biggest.
GSL NOT ASL: he was supposed to go to culinary school or something.
MorrisseySioux: by the time he graduates culinary school, he'll be making his own cake for his LEGAL wedding.
GSL NOT ASL: HAHAHAHA.
MorrisseySioux: hot girls are never gay because they get so much dick they dont stop and think about what the other side of the street would be like.
MorrisseySioux: fat girls, on the other hand, have plenty of time.
xo singular: no, fat girls smell fish across the street. theyz hungree.
HyperLikeHamster: some of the birls are... disturbing
HyperLikeHamster: and they picture whore themselves out....
HyperLikeHamster: it hurts the eyes
MorrisseySioux: HAHAHAHAHA. oh man.
MorrisseySioux: post of fame time.
cori155: i am sooo mean... moral of the story dont fuck with me
MorrisseySioux: ive noticed that when girls like me or vice versa, they give my cat a bunch of attention.
MorrisseySioux: but then again, maybe its just because theyre lezzers.
faking french: I need a cat
faking french: it's liek they're petting your proverbial crotch
faking french: if you suggest something in my head you are speaking with a gay lisp
MorrisseySioux: ROFL.
anonymous: i just dont want it to hit the portuguese community, because like, as soon as they find out im gay, ill be married to a black man from the NBA and we will have adopted 6 chinese children and moved to jamaica.
PulgaNaCama: He has the most funkiest shoes too
MorrisseySioux: OMG I KNOW
MorrisseySioux: theyre like
MorrisseySioux: light up nikes or soemthing
MorrisseySioux: rofl.
MorrisseySioux: not literally.
PulgaNaCama: lol
PulgaNaCama: he'd break all the lights
PulgaNaCama: Are you guys dressing up?
MorrisseySioux: cowboy, hippie, devil, mod(?)
PulgaNaCama: lol
PulgaNaCama: The Queer YMCA
MorrisseySioux: HAHAHAHA