This fire is out of control
YESTERDAY i did some quality shopping in rhode island. hahah my aunt took my down there to go to providence Place...which by the way is the most ridiculous place ever. You'd think a huge mall like that would have uber loads of hot guys, APPARETLY NOT though.
I'm never stepping into a Nordstroms again in my lifetime, because it was so scary. the fucking sales helper people like attack you from all angles and are all, "HEYYYYYYY looking for anything SPECIAL today????"
"um yeah...i just was looking to browse and look for some shirts."
"HEYYYYY MARIE! this is our other sales lady, marie! heyyy marie...this beautiful lady is looking for some GOODIES. :D"
when my aunt went off to get some random stuff the lady came up to me and was like, "heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy you should check out the BP section!!!!!!! good stuff HUH??!?!?!" she went so far into one of those gigantic scary fake smiles that her eyes were SO super close to being closed she almost winked. what the hell. and i was thinking like...what is BP. i look at this huge sign that's pink with black lettering and it's just giant letters B and P. and inside the letters, it says stuff like "be pretty!" "be punk!" "be preppy!!!"
i really want to be in the board room when those crazy innovative people come up with stuff like that. that wild sign is gonna hurt your visio nso much with all the bright colors that you wont be able to see that hte shirt you're pickin gup to attain your new pUnK sTyLe is like 45 dollars.
ia te shitloads of food at the cheesecake factory.
bought the greatest shirt ever at filenes. it was on the 75 percent off clearance rack, and then they decided to take another ten percent off cause there was this little hole that's absrudly fixable. hah. WOOT.
my evening activity for the past week has been the olympics. i don't consider it that sad to stay in at night...because what with all these little phenom (hmm...spelling?) athletes being like 16 and up...it's almost like you're looking out for a new prospective best friend or boyfriend or something. plus whatever. swimming is so sexual. you can't deny that.
WOOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIN