Because you asked.

[le_intime]

"You know how sometimes people on your friends list post about stuff going on in their lives, and all of a sudden you think, "Wait a minute? Since when are they working THERE? Since when are they dating HIM/HER? since when???" And then you wonder how you could have missed all that seemingly pretty standard information, but somehow you feel too ashamed to ask for clarification because it seems like info you should already know?

Please copy mine below, erase my answers, putting yours in their places, and then post the result in your journal. Please elaborate on the questions which would benefit from elaboration! One-word-answers seldom help anyone out."

1. Name: Shannon



2. Age: Fucking old.

3. Location: THAT 225 JIGG CITY, YALL BITCHES DONT KNOW.

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I love living here, seriously.

4. Occupation: Fueling the fire of sexual desire. I'm a fragrance rep for Coty. Basically I mace people with eau de toilette all day.

5. Partner: In the words of Keith Sweat, NOBOOOODY.

6. Kids: None..

7. Siblings: I'm so alone in the world.

8. Pets: This thing.



9. List the 3-5 biggest things going on in your life:

I stopped taking birth control and now I can have orgasms. This is probably the most exiciting thing that's happened in months. I lead a sad life.

I'm a really boring person.

10. What did [do] you go to school for?

"Creative" Writing.

11. Parents: They're alive, as far as I know.