Grandmother
So my Grandmother (my mom's mother) arrives into town Monday at 11:00 am. I'm thinking War World III should break out by...ooh...11:02. People wonder why I moved over 400 miles away. Oh, but do not worry, I shall be back to have my Grandmother throw her prosthetic breast at me (as is Thanksgiving tradition) on the 21st. Ah yes, the joys of family.
~Morgon
~Morgon