hahahhha.
i love it. i've been avenged.
so tom. maybe if he was happy i'd have much more trouble getting over him... but. his loser-factor is just SO HIGH that i can't take even being associated with him. it's hilarious. so life is easier without me, eh? you just LOOOOVE ohio? ohio kicked you in the ass, son. well, let's look at the lineup of his ever downward-spiraling life, shall we?
a) so tom's good friend john ringol got him a job as a host at "the macaroni grille". classy joint, that one. and the boss said it was john's ass if tom didn't work. well. the boss told tom to bus a table. he cursed out the manager and walked out. john has been demoted, thus damaging a friendship.
b) robbie and brandon (the two best friends) refuse to deal with him anymore. and both are excited to see me when i come in for holiday break. ha.
c) now without cash, he steals his mom's check-card and withdrawls money. he is caught. and kicked out of the THIRD house so far.
d) without a source of income, or a place to steal from, the current plan is to go work in a FACTORY on parson's street in downtown columbus, ohio.
e) so there is this girl "whitney" - a slut at his former high school. the rebound project for just about every boy in their senior class. according to brandon, is an ogre compared to myself (heh). stupid, whorish, and not the prettiest thing to grace the surface of this earth, to be certain. so ross, whitney's ex, is jealous that tom is with whitney. and late one night when tom is at her house (presumably fucking) and his car is parked out front, ross FUCKS tom's car up. SHITS in it, among other things.
f) then tom goes to ross' to fight. they end up at a truce (no doubt because tom can't fight). well. tom then decides that whitney is the girl for him, and that he's fallen for her. he asks her to date because they'd be SUCH a good match. her reply? "uh, no, i like ross better." so she was using him for sex and that is that.
i love how there is an "f" to the list. so tom is miserable, and i can now move on pleasantly and go to good school and play without worrying about that one boy who broke my heart. because he's more broken than i am, and it's his own goddamned fault.
::bows::
so tom. maybe if he was happy i'd have much more trouble getting over him... but. his loser-factor is just SO HIGH that i can't take even being associated with him. it's hilarious. so life is easier without me, eh? you just LOOOOVE ohio? ohio kicked you in the ass, son. well, let's look at the lineup of his ever downward-spiraling life, shall we?
a) so tom's good friend john ringol got him a job as a host at "the macaroni grille". classy joint, that one. and the boss said it was john's ass if tom didn't work. well. the boss told tom to bus a table. he cursed out the manager and walked out. john has been demoted, thus damaging a friendship.
b) robbie and brandon (the two best friends) refuse to deal with him anymore. and both are excited to see me when i come in for holiday break. ha.
c) now without cash, he steals his mom's check-card and withdrawls money. he is caught. and kicked out of the THIRD house so far.
d) without a source of income, or a place to steal from, the current plan is to go work in a FACTORY on parson's street in downtown columbus, ohio.
e) so there is this girl "whitney" - a slut at his former high school. the rebound project for just about every boy in their senior class. according to brandon, is an ogre compared to myself (heh). stupid, whorish, and not the prettiest thing to grace the surface of this earth, to be certain. so ross, whitney's ex, is jealous that tom is with whitney. and late one night when tom is at her house (presumably fucking) and his car is parked out front, ross FUCKS tom's car up. SHITS in it, among other things.
f) then tom goes to ross' to fight. they end up at a truce (no doubt because tom can't fight). well. tom then decides that whitney is the girl for him, and that he's fallen for her. he asks her to date because they'd be SUCH a good match. her reply? "uh, no, i like ross better." so she was using him for sex and that is that.
i love how there is an "f" to the list. so tom is miserable, and i can now move on pleasantly and go to good school and play without worrying about that one boy who broke my heart. because he's more broken than i am, and it's his own goddamned fault.
::bows::