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I was just cleaning out my external hard drive, and I found this paper I wrote in my freshman year of college for my English composition class. I was picking apart the movie The Last Unicorn and evaluating it's subtle undertones that may or may not have been all in my head. Basically the whole paper was about how The Last Unicorn is a story about the sexual degradation of society. I am SO embarrassed that this piece of crap was created let alone read and graded (with an A?! WTF?!) by a professor! Has anyone ever had moments like this? Omg I'd post the paper for you all to read and laugh at, but omg it's BAD. Nicely written, but SO opinionated and prudish and HORRIBLE. I want to die. Thank GOD I'll never see that professor again! Dear Allie, thanks for growing up and further developing your opinions on life and culture so that you don't sound like such an ass anymore.
What's even funnier is that I remember he asked me in front of the class what I was doing my paper on. When I told him that it was about The Last Unicorn and blahblahblah sexual degradation in our culture, there was this punky guy with a green mohawk and a bag of his own blood that he constantly wore around his neck that said, "IT IS!" He had the most serious look on his face too. If I remember correctly, he wrote his paper on comparing and contrasting army boots with Doc Martens. Welcome to art school!
Also, off topic, there should be a name for the condition under which people(s) discover extremely embarrassing music on your iPod.
What's even funnier is that I remember he asked me in front of the class what I was doing my paper on. When I told him that it was about The Last Unicorn and blahblahblah sexual degradation in our culture, there was this punky guy with a green mohawk and a bag of his own blood that he constantly wore around his neck that said, "IT IS!" He had the most serious look on his face too. If I remember correctly, he wrote his paper on comparing and contrasting army boots with Doc Martens. Welcome to art school!
Also, off topic, there should be a name for the condition under which people(s) discover extremely embarrassing music on your iPod.