Happy Birthday, Yunho!
FUCK! I AM PISSED AT LJ! IT SAYS THAT MY POST WAS TOO LARGE! THEREFORE, I HAD TO CUT THIS IN HALF! T___T NEWAYS, THIS IS THE FIRST HALF OF THE ONE-SHOT! IT IS FOR YUNHO'S BDAY AS YOU CAN SEE HAHA. THE SECOND HALF WILL BE IN THE OTHER POST! GOSH... I HATE THIS! NEWAYS, ENJOY!
“Jae, tell me why are we here again?” His two best friends ask him.
“I told you. I am doing something special for his birthday.” Jaejoong rolls his eyes at them.
“So, you dress yourself as a girl and goes to a women department is part of his birthday.” One of his best friends asks.
“No, Chun.” Jaejoong shakes his head. “I’m dress this way so I can blend in. I won’t feel uncomfortable about it.”
“Sure.” Yoochun rolls his eyes.
“Chunnie, leave him alone.” Junsu told him. Unfortunately, he is also dress as a girl because he has lost in a game called rock, paper, or scissor.
“As much as I love you dressing as a girl, I still can’t understand how you lose to a simple game like rock, paper, or scissor.” Yoochun snickers at his boyfriend.
“Yah, another comment from you… you’re sleeping outside tonight.” Junsu glares at him.
“Hey, you guys should thank me.” Jaejoong hissed at them. “The way you guys are arguing is attracting attention from unwanted people. However, with our disguise, no one will know that we (Junsu and Jaejoong) all are actually guys.”
“Awe… Aren’t they a lovely couple?” People start to gather around the group as they witness the YooSu couple arguing.
“Yes, I must agree. They are like a married couple.” The whispers got louder and louder as the crowd began to form.
Jaejoong just giggle and says, “Aren’t my best friends the cutest couple ever?”
His two best friends just glare at him.
“I’ll kill you once we are safe.” Junsu hissed at him.
Jaejoong snickers at him. “Relax. You are dress as a girl for this reason. No one will know that you guys are men who love each other.”
“He’s right, baby.” Yoochun joins in the conversation. He wraps his arms around his boyfriend’s waist because he saw how some unwanted single men are looking at his baby. “We should be thankful that we are covered by this disguise.”
Junsu heaves a sigh as his boyfriend is right. He smiles at him and gives him a peck on the lips. “I love you, Chunnie.” He cooed as the crowd had gone wild.
“Awe… They are so sweet!” The girls squeal. “I wish I can have a boyfriend like him.”
“Yeah, me too!” They squeal even louder when the YooSu couple put on a show for the crowd.
“Ah…” The crowd just screams at the kissing scene that Yoochun had created.
Jaejoong just rolls his eyes. “While they put on the show for these desperate crowds, I’ll just go in and buy the things I need.”
Jaejoong walks into the women department. “Hmm… what should I buy?”
“Welcome, Miss.” The sale lady greets him as he enters the store. “We are having a sale today. Would you like to look at some?”
“Uh…” Jaejoong looks around the store. “Sure, I would love too.” He answered as he thought about it. ‘It can help me get things faster, and I can get it for a cheaper price.’
“Well, our lingerie over there are buy one and get another half off.” The sale lady says as she points to the far corner of the store.
“The sleep wears that over there are buy one and get the other one free.” The sale lady points to the opposite direction. “However, some are not on sale. Please, be aware of that.”
Jaejoong nods his head. “Thanks.”
“No problem.” The sale lady smiles at him. “If you need any help, please don’t hesitate to ask.”
Jaejoong nods his head.
“Oh, there is no fitting room in this department. However, we have a policy that you can return your item within thirty days.” She told him.
Jaejoong slightly bows to her for the news that he received.
Then Jaejoong walks toward the lingerie sections. “Hmm…” He looks at the neatly pile of undies and bras. “What would he like best?” Jaejoong asks while picking up a light blue lacey bra and undies. It happens that he picked up a set of lingerie.
“Wow, Jae…” His best friend whistles at him. “I’m sure he will love that.”
Jaejoong didn’t turn around to know who is talking to him. “Don’t you think it is too girly?”
“Nah, I’m sure you can pull it off.” He told him.
“You think so, Su?” Jaejoong looks at his best friend.
Junsu nods his head. “Yeah, you can wear anything and pull it off easily.”
Jaejoong laughs. “Geez, I’m not sure if I should be fluttered or not.”
“You should be fluttered. Even I cannot wear something like that.” Junsu says.
“What are you talking about?” Jaejoong raised one of his eyebrows. “Of course, you can!”
“No, I cannot!” Junus protests with a pout. “I don’t think I can. Have you seen how huge my butt is?”
Jaejoong laughs at his duck-butt best friend. “Yes, you have one sexy ass.”
“I agree!” Yoochun joins in the conversation, just when he heard his best friend is complimenting on his boyfriend’s duck-butt.
Junsu rolls his eyes. “You just have to join in the conversation at this time.”
“Chun, tell your “girlfriend” that she can wear this with that ass that she got.” Jaejoong says as he tries to use his words wisely because he does not want their cover to be discovered.
Yoochun nods his head as he understands the situation. “Baby, you so can top this with that.” He says as he smacks his boyfriend’s ass.
“OW!” Junsu cried in pain. “WHAT THE FUCK!”
Yoochun just winks at his boyfriend before running out of the store. “I’ll wait for you girls outside. I feel out of place in this store! Oh, baby! Surprise me with whatever you plan on wearing tonight!” Then out he left the store, without leaving with a wink.
The sale lady, who has been watching them, laughs. “Your boyfriend is definitely cute and funny.”
Junsu blushes when he heard her comments on his boyfriend. “Thanks, I guess.”
“Well, do you girls need help?” The sale lady asks them.
Jaejoong asks, “Are these also buy one and get one half off?” He holds up the set of lingerie that he had earlier.
“Oh, yes.” The sale lady nods her head. “They are the special ones. They usually run out quickly because they come in sets.”
Jaejoong nods his head as he looks at the colors that are displayed in front of him. “Su, which one should I get?” He holds up the light blue lacey set in one hand and a white with small hearts on the hand.
Junsu raised one of his eyebrows. Then he hissed at his best friend, “Why are you asking me this? I’m not a girl. How should I know?” Then he looks at the options that his best friend chose. “But if I were a girl, I would pick the light blue one.”
Jaejoong giggles. “Thanks, Su! You’re the best!” Then he placed the white with hearts set away. After that, he grabbed another set like the ones he had but in lavender. He did that without his best friend noticing him. He secretly smirks to himself.
“Are you done yet?” Junsu asks him.
Jaejoong shakes his head and drags his best friend to the other side of the store, where the sleep wears are located.
“Are you planning to wear that too?” Junsu looks at his best friend, oddly. “You’re planning to go all out for him.”
Jaejoong shrugs his shoulders. “I don’t know. However, the sales are very tempting. Don’t ya think? Buy one and get one free.”
Junsu couldn’t say anything as he agrees that the sale is very tempting.
Jaejoong is looking at a knee length night gown. “The colors are pretty.”
Junsu couldn’t resist also. Therefore, he also looks at the cloth. “Yeah, and smooth too.”
“Want to get one?” Jaejoong asks him.
“Uh…”
“Don’t hesitate. I’m sure he will love it.” Jaejoong winks at him.
Junsu just blushes and says, “I’ll get this one then.” He grabs onto a baby blue long night gown.
“Let’s change that to something like this.” Jaejoong hands him a shorter length of the gown. However, it is the same color with a little of pink for the design.
Junsu wants to protest but knows that it useless to fight back.
“I’ll be getting this one then.” Jaejoong shows his best friend a similar style like the previous one. However, the color is white.
“That one is cute!” Junsu commented.
“I know.” Jaejoong just smiles at him. “You’re paying for this. I’ll pay for the lingerie.”
Junsu just nods his head.
“Have a nice day, ladies.” The sale lady smiles at them.
Jaejoong giggles as Junsu tries not to laugh. “Bye.” They both replied.
“What took you girls so long?” Yoochun complains.
Jaejoong giggles. “It is a secret.”
Junsu tries not to laugh but end up laughing along with his best friend.
Yoochun rolls his eyes. “I think the disguise has gotten into you.”
“Shut up.” Jaejoong laughs. “You’re just jealous because you cannot disguise yourself as a girl.”
“This is why I am forever the “male” of the relationship while you two are the “female” of the relationship.” Yoochun says.
“Whatever.” Jaejoong rolls his eyes. “Just admit that you’re jealous of our beauty.”
Yoochun rolls his eyes. “Why should I when I have something better than that?”
“What is that?” Junsu asks his boyfriend.
“You.” Yoochun smirks.
Jaejoong pretends to barf. “So cheesy.”
“Yah, you never complain when your boyfriend say the same.” Yoochun argues back.
Jaejoong shrugs his shoulders. “It just sounds better when he says it. When it comes to you… I just want to puke.”
Yoochun just glares at his best friend.
Jaejoong notices that his best friend is glaring at him. Therefore, he just sticks out his tongue at him.
“Stop being so childish.” Junsu cuts in between. “We have to go now. Don’t you still have to prepare for the big night?”
“Actually, I still have time to spare.” Jaejoong says checking the time on his cell phone. “I baked the cake before I met you guys.”
Junsu nods his head indicating that he understands. “What about dinner?”
“It’s going to be something simple.”
“Oh, you’re going to make his favorite dish.” Yoochun asks, knowing that his best friend’s boyfriend loves to eat something simple but tasty.
“Doesn’t he always do that whenever there’s a special occasion?” Junsu asks his boyfriend.
“Oh, that’s right.” Yoochun chuckles while rubbing the back of his neck.
“Jae unnie, since you still have time. What do you want to do?” Junsu asks.
“U-unnie…?” Yoochun choked on his own saliva.
“Well, yeah. I can’t call him hyung or oppa since we both dress as girls.” Junsu whispers.
“Oh, right.” Yoochun smirks. “So, does that make me your oppa?”
Junsu blushes deep red.
Yoochun’s smirk gets wider when he sees that his boyfriend is blushing.
“S-stop it.” Junsu stutters.
Jaejoong pretends to cough to interrupt the lovely couple. “Sorry to disturb this moment, but we are still in public. You guys can continue that at your own house.”
Yoochun’s smirk gets even wider if it is possible. “Oh, I’m sure we are going to continue this.”
Jaejoong just rolls his eyes. “Whatever. Just don’t do anything fishy while I’m still here.”
“Unnie…” Junsu complains.
“Don’t unnie me… Tell your boyfriend to behave himself.” Jaejoong says.
“You heard that.” Junsu told his boyfriend. “No fishy things or you know have any of this.” He swayed side to side as he walks along with his best friend.
Yoochun licks his lips as his boyfriend is tempting him to eat him up in public.
“You know what you are doing is actually tempting him instead.” Jaejoong whispers to him when their arms are linked together.
Junsu giggles. “I know.” Then he winks at his best friend.
“Oh… You are so naughty, Su.” Jaejoong laughs, knowing that his best friend is really asking for it.
“Hey, you have your fun while I get mine too.” Junsu pouts.
Jaejoong smiles at him. “Right… Should I leave so you two can start eating each other up?”
“Unnie…!” Junsu pouts even more. “I should’ve never told you that.”
Jaejoong laughs even louder.
“Hey, what’s so funny?” Yoochun asks as he feels left out.
“It is a…”
“Secret.” The two bottoms said at the same time.
“You two are so mean.” Yoochun complains with a pout.
“Too bad.” Junsu sticks out his tongue at him.
“Let’s say it is a girl thing.” Jaejoong says, while thinking of a correct word to describe their action.
“Yeah, it is a girl… HEY! Unnie…” Junsu just realizes what he was about to say.
Jaejoong just laughs. “You’re so cute, Su.”
“Hey!” This time it is Yoochun who shouted. “That is my line!”
Jaejoong just sticks his tongue at him. “Too bad, I beat you to it.”
Yoochun groans. “I wonder how your boyfriend would react if he hears this.”
“He wouldn’t know about this if you don’t tell him, right?” Jaejoong glares at him.
Yoochun gulps his saliva. “Y-yeah…”
“Good.” Then his expression changes to a cheerful smile. “Su, what should we do next?”
“Hmm…” Junsu looks around the mall and spot a girly center. “Let’s go there. Let’s make a use of this disguise while we are at it.”
Jaejoong nods his head as he agrees with his best friend. “We do think alike. BFF is really meant for us.”
“Well, I’m his BFF too.” Yoochun says.
“Who says?” Jaejoong looks at him, oddly.
“BFF means BOYFRIEND FOREVER.” Yoochun sticks out his tongue and wraps his arms around his lover’s waist very possessively.
Jaejoong just rolls his eyes at his childish best friend. “Whatever.”
“Yah, let me go.” Junsu complains. “I want to hang with MY unnie.”
“No.” Yoochun refuses to let him go.
“Wae?”
“Not until you call me, oppa.”
Junsu blushes immediately at the word, oppa. “Never.”
“Then I’ll make you moan it out tonight.” Yoochun whispers to him.
Junsu gets redder.
“Yah, you two stop flirting and wasting my time.” Jaejoong shouts at them.
“UNNIE…!” Junsu shouts in embarrassment when his best friend got unwanted people looking at them.
“These youngsters have no shame at all.” The male elders all shake their head at them.
“Hey, don’t say that.” Their wife hits them. “You were like that too when we were their age.”
“B-but…” The male elders want to protest.
“Let’s leave them alone.” Their wife drags them away from the YooSu couple.
Jaejoong who was standing not far behind, saw the scene. He couldn’t help but giggle at the scene. “This is such a memorable day.”
“Why is that?” Junsu glares at him.
“Because the YooSu couple got the center attention of the day.”
“Oh please…” Junsu rolls his eyes. “I didn’t ask for it.”
“True.” Jaejoong nods his head. “But you got it no matter what.”
“Come on. Let’s go in or shall we leave.” Junsu suggested.
“Actually, I’m not in the mood to go in there anymore.” Jaejoong says.
“Yeah, same here.” Junsu sighs. “It’s a pity though. We are dress up like this.”
“Maybe, we can do this again next time.” Jaejoong suggests. “Next time, we’ll drag him to join us.” He whispers to Junsu about the plan.
Junsu smirks. “I love that idea.”
“That way, we won’t be the only one who is disguise.”
Junsu nods his head. “Deal!”
“What is the deal about?” Yoochun asks, hugging his lover from behind.
“S-E-C-R-E-T!” They both replied.
“Yah, you two are bullying me!”
“You finally noticed?” Jaejoong asks.
“No.” Yoochun sighs. “Just didn’t want to admit it.”
Junsu just smiles. “You’ll find out… soon.”
“How soon?” He asks.
“Very soon, right unnie?”
“Right…” Jaejoong smirks.
“For some reason, I get the feeling that this secret got something to do with me, and I won’t like it at all.”
“You’re thinking too much, Chunnie.” Jaejoong says, batting his eyes at him.
“Yah, what the fuck are you doing?” Yoochun wants to barf at his best friend’s action. “Don’t do that, please.”
Jaejoong just pouts with his arms cross over his chest. “Gosh… I was just testing it out. Don’t need to be so rude about it.”
“Well, test it in front of the mirror not to me.” Yoochun cried.
“Why?” Jaejoong smirks. “Are you falling for my charms?”
“Puh-lease…” Yoochun tries to act cool. “I would never fall for your charms because I have my number one charm here.” He holds onto his lover even tighter.
“Y-yah, I cannot believe!” Junsu choked.
“Sorry, baby.” Yoochun releases his grip a little.
Jaejoong rolls his eyes. “Yeah, said the guy who almost killed his lover.”
“Yah, take that back!” Yoochun shouts at his best friend.
“Why should I when I’m stating the fact?” Jaejoong sticks out his tongue at him before running away in heels.
“Yah, you know that I’ll catch up to you because you’re wearing heels.” Yoochun smirks as he knew that he has the advantage.
“No, you don’t because I’ll take them off.” Jaejoong says as he took his heels off.
“Fuck!” Yoochun cusses.
Junsu just looks at his best friend and boyfriend with a smile. “Yeah, this is one memorable day after all. Yunho, I hope you will enjoy your special gift.”
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