Somehow, this doesn't surprise me at all. Nor will it surprise my friends or colleagues, particularly those colleagues who have heard my tirades about "affect" and "effect" and about using the word "dumpster." It's a registered trademark for a particular brand of garbage bin: Dumpster! It's like Kleenex! or Band-Aids! DEAL WITH IT!!! Er, ahem. Sorry. Where was I?
You speak eloquently and have seemingly read every
book ever published. You are a fountain of
endless (sometimes useless) knowledge, and
never fail to impress at a party.
What people love: You can answer almost any
question people ask, and have thus been
nicknamed Jeeves.
What people hate: You constantly correct their
grammar and insult their paperbacks.
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