Oh, JT...
I just had the most hilarious dream.
I was playing tag in the mall with Luca and a friend of his. I was hiding and Justin Timberlake came up behind me and tagged me and said seductively, "I guess that means you're it," and kissed me. The mall security guy came to yell at us because we were playing tag but then saw that JT was with us and was really nice to us. Then the whole mall was playing tag. JT and I decided to get the hell outta there.
We went to a bar across the street where my parents met JT. They were relatively unimpressed until I told him that he was a famous pop star. They left and we go inside the bar: I order a fancy root beer and he orders 6 slices of pineapple, microwaved. This is a bar for famous people, and as JT is introducing me to his celebrity friends, I begin to wish that I read People magazine more because I don't recognize any of them. After JT generously poses for a picture with a fan, we leave and go to a family dinner at my house, where he meets my extended family and charms them all (even the ones that don't speak English). I know that it's because my parents told them that he is a famous pop star.
We somehow end up in Pyle, where I get in a fight with a hipster I don't like because she's jealous of my relationship with JT. I pick her up WWF style and throw her against the wall. Jane Bennett (the biology lab instructor) makes me right down my name and address because she's going to tell my parents what I had done.
I look around… and JT is GONE! I run around Asia House looking for him, but Asia House has turned into a mall/airport that I'm unfamiliar with. I can't find him, and airport janitors kick me out when it closes.
In conclusion, stupid hipsters.
PS: There was lots of making out with Justin Timberlake in my dream, but I don't remember where that fit in.
I was playing tag in the mall with Luca and a friend of his. I was hiding and Justin Timberlake came up behind me and tagged me and said seductively, "I guess that means you're it," and kissed me. The mall security guy came to yell at us because we were playing tag but then saw that JT was with us and was really nice to us. Then the whole mall was playing tag. JT and I decided to get the hell outta there.
We went to a bar across the street where my parents met JT. They were relatively unimpressed until I told him that he was a famous pop star. They left and we go inside the bar: I order a fancy root beer and he orders 6 slices of pineapple, microwaved. This is a bar for famous people, and as JT is introducing me to his celebrity friends, I begin to wish that I read People magazine more because I don't recognize any of them. After JT generously poses for a picture with a fan, we leave and go to a family dinner at my house, where he meets my extended family and charms them all (even the ones that don't speak English). I know that it's because my parents told them that he is a famous pop star.
We somehow end up in Pyle, where I get in a fight with a hipster I don't like because she's jealous of my relationship with JT. I pick her up WWF style and throw her against the wall. Jane Bennett (the biology lab instructor) makes me right down my name and address because she's going to tell my parents what I had done.
I look around… and JT is GONE! I run around Asia House looking for him, but Asia House has turned into a mall/airport that I'm unfamiliar with. I can't find him, and airport janitors kick me out when it closes.
In conclusion, stupid hipsters.
PS: There was lots of making out with Justin Timberlake in my dream, but I don't remember where that fit in.