LOL

[lcsdove]

Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him
down for a little chat.

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my
wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants,
handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here - try
these on.'

She did and said, 'These are too big, I can't wear
them.'

I replied, 'Exactly, I wear the pants in this family
and I always will.'

'Ever since that night we never had any problems.'

'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good
thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to
Karen, 'Here - try these on.'

She tried them on and said, 'These are too big. They
don't fit me.'

Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family
and I always will. I don't want you ever forget that.

Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike.

She said, 'here you try on mine.'

He did and said, 'I can't get into your pants.'

Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your
smart ass attitude, you never will.'