Joke - For KS folks
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists
found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion
that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed a
California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after a story
in the LA Times read: "California archaeologists, finding traces of 200
year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an
advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New
Yorkers."
One week later, The Kansas City Star, a local newspaper in Kansas
City , Missouri , reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30
feet in his pasture near Cedar Vale, KS. Bubba Brown, a self-taught
archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore
concluded that 300 years ago Kansas had already gone wireless."
Thank heavens for Bubba . . .Who said Kansans are hicks?
found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion
that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed a
California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after a story
in the LA Times read: "California archaeologists, finding traces of 200
year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an
advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New
Yorkers."
One week later, The Kansas City Star, a local newspaper in Kansas
City , Missouri , reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30
feet in his pasture near Cedar Vale, KS. Bubba Brown, a self-taught
archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore
concluded that 300 years ago Kansas had already gone wireless."
Thank heavens for Bubba . . .Who said Kansans are hicks?