Jan 02, 2005 14:02
I HATE PEOPLE OVER 50
I HATE PEOPLE THAT DRIVE BMW'S.
I FUCKING FOUND OUT 2DAY WITH THAT NEW FUCKING GOD DAMN SMOKING LAW I CANT SMOKE AT WORK,
THAT I KNEW BUT I CANT EVEN SMOKE IN MY OWN CAR AT WORK, IF I WANT A SMOKE I HAVE TO CHANGE OUT OF MY UNIFORM AND GO ACCROSS THE FUCKING GOD DAMN ROAD,
I WORK ALONE FOR TEN HOURS HOW THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO DO THAT SUM1 TELL ME,
AND I CANT JUST CLOSE THE WHOLE SERVICE STATION TO GO FOR A FUCKING SMOKE,
THE GOVERMENT IS EVIL, I WILL FUCKING GO UP THERE SMOKE IN THE BEEHIVEW THEN FUCKING PUT MY SMOKE OUT ON THEIR GOD DAMN CARPET,SURE I CAN UNDERSTAND THE BITCHING AND WANKING ON ABOUT SMOKING IN PUBS, BUT IN MY OWN FUCKING CAR, I DONT FUCKING THINK SO MISSY
MY DAD OWNS HIS CAR YARD AND HE CANT EVEN SMOKE THERE , AND ITS HIS OWN FUCKING PROPERTY, IF HE DOES BANG 50,000 FINE,
U DO SUMTHING LIKE GET CAUGHT WITH DRUGS ITS ONLY 1000 FINE,
IF U DRINK AND DRIVE AND CRASH INTO A POLE ITS ONLY 12000
BUT 50,000 FOR A FUCKING CIGGIE IS GOD DAMN RIDCULOUS ,
IM NOT FUCKING KILLING NE1 BT MYSELF BY SMOKING IN MY CAR
I HAD TO SIGN A BIT OF PAPER TODAY STATING ALL THIS BULLSHIT
I THREW THE BIGGEST FUCKING TANTRUM EVER,I WOULD HAVE PUT A 3YO WANTING CHOCOLATE TO SHAME.
NEXT THING U FUCKING KNOW,THEY WILL BAN SMOKING IN WIDE OPEN PLACES,
I CANT GO AN HOUR WITHOUT A SMOKE LET ALONE TEN GOD DAMN HOURS,
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD ME AND DAD LEAVE HALFWAY THRU A CHURCH SERVICE TO HAVE A SMOKE.
THEY ARE PERSECUTING US FOR SMOKING, ITS OUR GOD DAMN CHOICE,IF I WANT TO KILL MYSELF I CAN,IF I WANT TO SMELL I CAN, IF I WANT TO GOD DAMN WELL BREATH IN HOW MANY FUCKING CHEMICALS I FUCKING GOD DAMN WILL.
THEN ONE TOP OF THAT, I HAD A 50YO WOMEN CUM IN AND CRY COS I PUT $20.01 IN HER CAR, " I DIDNT ASK FOR 1 CENT DID I, I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR MANAGER'
THE SHE PAID IN CASH SO,SHE GOT 1 CENT OF PETROL FOR FREE
AFTER SHE LEFT MY BOSS TURNED TO ME AND SAID QUOTE " WHAT A FUCKING QUEER BITCH" AND WENT BACK TO HER OFFICE.
SHE WAS DRIVING A 2000 BMW, A $50,000 CAR AND SHE CRYS ABOUT 1 CENT.
I WANT THE NON SMOKING INFORCER LADY TO WORK AT SHELL FOR A GOD DAMN DAY, PUT UP WITH THE ABUSE I GET FROM CUSTOMERS, THEN TELL ME I CANT SMOKE.SHE CAN GO FOR FUCKING GOLD I SAY,
WE HAVE MYSTERY SHOPPERS, AND IF I FAIL THOSE, IM GONNA SAY, WELL I WAS IN A BAD FUCKING MOOD COS I HAVENT HAD A SMOKE IN 9 HOURS,
AND IF ANYONE ONE SAYS TO ME "BUT U WILL SAVE MONEY, AND U SHOULD JUST QUIT, OR IT WILL DO YOU GOOD"
I WILL FUCKING RIP YOUR GOD DAMN HEAD OFF.
U HAVE BEEN WARNED