Can I get a witness?
"If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone"
So...is it ironic that the very spare set of keys that I need to unlock my car are in my car? ...Probably not because I never did master the term irony in english class, but it's a darn shame anyway. So if anyone ever doubted my lack of common sense, I'm laying it out on the table. Here goes: when I go to the gym I take my car key off my lanyard and tie it onto my shoe because my shorts usually don't have pockets. So when I got out of my car after arriving home, I took my lanyard instead of my car key which was "conveniently" placed on my passenger seat. After thoroughly locking my car, I went inside only to realize that the very key that I needed was sitting on my car seat...laughing (smirking if you will)at me. And where are my spare keys you may ask? Yep...they're nestled safely in my glove compartment. Because ladies and gentlemen, that's where I put my spare keys whenever I find my original car keys. Nuff said.
So...is it ironic that the very spare set of keys that I need to unlock my car are in my car? ...Probably not because I never did master the term irony in english class, but it's a darn shame anyway. So if anyone ever doubted my lack of common sense, I'm laying it out on the table. Here goes: when I go to the gym I take my car key off my lanyard and tie it onto my shoe because my shorts usually don't have pockets. So when I got out of my car after arriving home, I took my lanyard instead of my car key which was "conveniently" placed on my passenger seat. After thoroughly locking my car, I went inside only to realize that the very key that I needed was sitting on my car seat...laughing (smirking if you will)at me. And where are my spare keys you may ask? Yep...they're nestled safely in my glove compartment. Because ladies and gentlemen, that's where I put my spare keys whenever I find my original car keys. Nuff said.