Jan 18, 2006 19:41
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Keri! - White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Keri!
- Two grams of Keri provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
- If you kiss Keri for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
- Keri has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
- The porpoise is second to Keri as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
- Keri is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
- Keri is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
- The most dangerous form of Keri is the bicycle.
- Keri can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
- You can tell if Keri has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.