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Jan 18, 2006 19:41


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Keri!
  1. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Keri!
  2. Two grams of Keri provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
  3. If you kiss Keri for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
  4. Keri has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
  5. The porpoise is second to Keri as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  6. Keri is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
  7. Keri is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
  8. The most dangerous form of Keri is the bicycle.
  9. Keri can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
  10. You can tell if Keri has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
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