Only in America

[lbluepaw]

1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
   
   
2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
   
   
3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
   
   
4. Only in America do people

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[liontaris]

*laughs* Oh god. Some of those are just so good. And we do a lot of them in Canada too.