Aphorisms
Going to physics class in the early morning: Sleep is not destroyed, it is merely postponed and made uncomfortable.
The University of Chicago student is a troglodyte with expensive taste in caves.
If one is given very small doses of poison in increasing measures for a very long period of time, one would develop immunity to the poison. This is called “growing up”.
Much of adulthood consists of trying to regain the lost charm of childhood. Much of the charm of childhood consists of ignorance of what adulthood is.
Violence while wearing the wrong clothing is called terrorism or murder, violence wearing the right clothing is called warfare or sport. It is important to be properly dressed while carrying a gun.
Infatuation is the moment between loneliness and disappointment.
Broken hearted Catholics beware, Valentine is the patron saint of greeting card manufacturers. Surely this is a conflict of interests. For aid pray to Raphael the Archangel, patron saint of lovers and the mentally ill. He is doubly qualified.
The University of Chicago student is a troglodyte with expensive taste in caves.
If one is given very small doses of poison in increasing measures for a very long period of time, one would develop immunity to the poison. This is called “growing up”.
Much of adulthood consists of trying to regain the lost charm of childhood. Much of the charm of childhood consists of ignorance of what adulthood is.
Violence while wearing the wrong clothing is called terrorism or murder, violence wearing the right clothing is called warfare or sport. It is important to be properly dressed while carrying a gun.
Infatuation is the moment between loneliness and disappointment.
Broken hearted Catholics beware, Valentine is the patron saint of greeting card manufacturers. Surely this is a conflict of interests. For aid pray to Raphael the Archangel, patron saint of lovers and the mentally ill. He is doubly qualified.