ump-teenth entry of the day

Sep 06, 2006 18:15

I just got back upstairs from a fire drill.

Yeah.

A fuckin' fire drill.

I thought those were over.  But I guess not.

Now I can't get back in the homework zone.  I was doing really well, actually taking in the boring shit I was reading.  But now, after being outside for a half hour, I'm in the just sort of I exist zone.

Perhaps I'll just read some horror-erotica.

Peace.

p.s.: you know it's amazing:

ThoRnInMySpine21 if i had a hott teacher i would be :

ThoRnInMySpine21 professor :

ThoRnInMySpine21 sorry (:

TheLoud5257 but all yours are old and crusty?

ThoRnInMySpine21 yup :

ThoRnInMySpine21 one is like 80 :

TheLoud5257 awesome, must make your trouser snake stand to attention

TheLoud5257 especially if it's a dude

ThoRnInMySpine21 you have no idea, shes got like a hunchback:

ThoRnInMySpine21i got wood thinkin about her right now

TheLoud5257 hahahah, extra points on the hot scale

ThoRnInMySpine21 yea :

TheLoud5257 you should rape her

ThoRnInMySpine21 already have :

TheLoud5257 damn...

TheLoud5257 too bad she can't have kids anymore

TheLoud5257 that's just tragic

ThoRnInMySpine21 i know :

TheLoud5257 unless...by some miracle...she can

TheLoud5257 then to that, i'd say: bravo, my friend.  bravo.

ThoRnInMySpine21 but shes good for practice :

ThoRnInMySpine21 hahaha :

TheLoud5257 hahahahahah

ThoRnInMySpine21 it would be an accomplishment :

TheLoud5257 gotta keep those rape skills up to par, after all

TheLoud5257 pssh, it'd be a fuckin' triumph

ThoRnInMySpine21 i know :

ThoRnInMySpine21 i owuld be the man with the magic sperm :

TheLoud5257 seriously

TheLoud5257 you could sell that shit for a pretty penny

ThoRnInMySpine21 i know! :

ThoRnInMySpine21 shed die in childbirth :

ThoRnInMySpine21 +5 points :

TheLoud5257 hahahahahah

TheLoud5257 but -10 if the kid's a stillborn

TheLoud5257 or gets miscarried

ThoRnInMySpine21 -5 not 10 :

ThoRnInMySpine21 cuz shed still have been knocked up :

ThoRnInMySpine21 -10 for normal chicks :

TheLoud5257 oh, ok, i'll agree to that point system

ThoRnInMySpine21 +20 for knocking up 10 yr olds and under :

TheLoud5257 for real, man

ThoRnInMySpine21 and +15 for under 13 year olds :

ThoRnInMySpine21 +50 for over 80 and under 5 :

TheLoud5257 that works for me

TheLoud5257 and it's an extra 50 points for each additional kid from the 
same pregnancy

ThoRnInMySpine21 +10000000 (win the game) if you can rape 
an over 60 get her pregnant then rape her again and get 
the fetus pregnant while its still in the womb -40 if you 
kill the fetus :

ThoRnInMySpine21 only the best can do that :

TheLoud5257 HAHAHAHAH, that's probably the most genius thing 
i've ever seen

ThoRnInMySpine21 
 :

TheLoud5257 wow, we're fucking sick

ThoRnInMySpine21somethin like that year

ThoRnInMySpine21 yeah :

ThoRnInMySpine21 * :

TheLoud5257: and it's another 100 points if the babies are girls, cuz 
you'd be adding to the choices of who guys can rape

TheLoud5257 or hell, an extra 1000000000 points

ThoRnInMySpine21 no only if you rape the baby in the womb 
and theyre both girls :

TheLoud5257hahhaa, oh ok
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