Because this lady right here means something to me.

[lazysun]

http://www.avclub.com/content/node/46583

Scroll down to the bottom, where it says "Straight Rights Update".

Jesus fucking Christ.

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[trunkbutt]

Extra! Extra! Kansas seeks to take away one of the few good things about teenagehood!

Baby, my petting was so heavy it could have crushed the Kansas GOP.

[lazysun]

can you provide a link to a story? I really would like to read more about that one -- I've heard rumors only.

[mkb_technologie]

a story about her heavy petting?

[lazysun]

Dude, I want PICTURES of that!

[trunkbutt]

This is where I looked:

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2006/1/31/174214/825

and

"a little something about Fightin’ Phil Kline’s crusade to protect the nation’s, or in any event Kansas’, youth from the dangers of unlawful billing and cooing. According to the NYT (1/31/06 A14), the august Republican is demanding that “doctors, nurses, counselors and educators” report any youngster “who in a group therapy session even discusses ‘heavy petting’ with a boyfriend or girlfriend.”"

http://select.nytimes.com/gst/abstract.html?res=F70A17F9355B0C728FDDA80894DE404482

[ladykalana]

Oh my god. That? Extremely upsetting.

[mcmiller]

It's the McCarthyist forced reporting by health care workers that distresses me more than the law. There are tons of unenforceable sex laws on the books already, many of which are just as absurd.

[trunkbutt]

I think Kansas health care professionals would also have to report any teens who inquired about birth control and such things.

Um, lame?