whoa.

[lazysun]

Muffy's World of Vagina Euphemisms

Quite amazing. I mean...
postage stamp (you lick it, you stick it, you send it on its way)?
mrs. sphincter's next door neighbor?
fluffy sausage wallet?
DNA slurpee machine?
black hole of Calcunta?

These are classics. Well, some of them, anyway.

(Thank you Fark comment threads...)

Comments

[ladykalana]

Ew. Ew ew ew. Some of those are so foul, I can't imagine who came up with them.

[siobhan1]

Am currently reading As you like it - you have no idea how many things count as vagina euphemisms there... Unbelievable :)

(Can't remember them off the top of my head now - but, I remember being amazed while reading the notes :))

[lazysun]

yeah, well, shakespeare was rather noted for his thinly veiled sexual references.

i mean, crap, it's like the 16th-century version of "Greased Lightning" (from Grease) half the time. we thought we were bad in college, but our amazing innuendos paled in comparison. if you've ever seen shakespearean comedy performed by people who know their shit, you want to hide in your shirt half the time from sheer embarassment.

[siobhan1]

Ooooh - tasty!

Makes me want to see a S comedy performed by people who know how... I've never actually seen any of those in English and by professionals. I've seen Hamlet, and MacBeth though... But those are hardly funny ;)

[lazysun]

true. if you want to see a funny hamlet, watch Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (with Tim Roth and Gary Oldman in the title roles). Tom Stoppard's work is f-in' hysterical.

and if you're ever in the states again, there is a theater troupe in my old college town that does Shakespeare comedies properly. :)