:) Цитато

[lazylonelion]

"Being extremely busy, I’m not sure that you can currently suck my dick. However, please feel encouraged to fantasize about such a development while sucking on a cucumber, a carrot, an eggplant or any other elongated roundish object you might find appropriate for that matter.

With kind regards."

не знаю откуда -- наверняка ведь откуда-то! :)

Update: Вот откуда:
Священная книга оборотня В.Пелевин