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[lazygatekeeper]

[Anyone passing by 767 Bunker Street, aka "That House", might notice something a little diffrent. The lawn has been mowed, the grass watered and not nearly as dead-looking, the hole where Asura pulled a tree out filled in and covered with grass seeds, and the bushes and dead flowers removed from the garden. It's still a work in progress, but it

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[idkeatinmybff]

[Incredibly suspicious, Asura opens the door and steps out to look at the lawn; he notices Meiling and glares.]

...Why is there a strange woman sleeping on my doorstep? And why is she so tall and muscular?

[He nudges her with his foot, since there's no way he's going to willingly touch an attractive woman, much less one taller and more muscular than himself. It's embarrassing, really!]

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[lazygatekeeper]

[The nudge is enough to wake Meiling up, and she instantly jumps up, spins around, and punches Asura square in the face. Quite hard, too.]

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[lazygatekeeper]

.... Oops. I-I'm sorry!

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[idkeatinmybff]

[Audible crack! Asura tumbles backwards into the house.]

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[idkeatinmybff]

[He flips and lands on his back against a wall.]

Why are all the women here so violent?

[lazygatekeeper]

Y-You just surprised me, that's all! I didn't mean to do that.

[hide_break_play]

Oh, Meiling. Good to see you're here.

[idkeatinmybff]

Oh. You know her.

Why am I not surprised?

[hide_break_play]

In theory, this should mean less suspicious people will be coming to our house.

[lazygatekeeper]

I've been here since last night!

[She points to the front yard.] The yard was pretty run-down, so I've been working on it for a while! I hope it's okay for now.

[hide_break_play]

It looks fine to me, but I'm sure it's not up to sister's standards yet.

[lazygatekeeper]

I'm not finished yet! I still need to get flowers and stuff like that. Do you want to come with me and pick out what kinds you'd like?

[idkeatinmybff]

[He stomps his foot in the doorway.]

Hey. Hey! Don't ignore me like I'm some thrown-away napkin!

[lazygatekeeper]

Oh, sorry.... who're you?

[idkeatinmybff]

You're standing outside of my house and you don't know who I am?

This is embarrassing.

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[lazygatekeeper]

Nope, can't say I--

Hold on.