I'm feeling very sarcastic...
Dear Journal,
I just got back from SPRING BREAK VAAAYKAAAAY! I spent my VAYKAY in CAAAAANCUUUUN! My parents let me take the jet down so i didn't have to SUFFER through first-class. I hate having to watch Pretty Women EVERY SINGLE TRIP. UGH..my life is just sooooo demanding. I'm glad i finally got a break from my stressful life. Having to dress, undress, and redress myself everyday just get sooo tiring! I almost passed out the other day, but i ate a bite of a power bar, puked it up, and I was fine. THANK GOODNESS! I saw 1/4 of an ounce of fat on my foot other other day and started my diet again. Looks like I won't be eating again until 2012! My mother would KILL me if I even looked at food. She likes to live through me and force me to be everything that she wasn't...but i know it's just out of love. While I was on SPRING BREAK VAAAYKAAAY I ate an ice cube, but then felt bad, and tried to kill myself by throwing myself into a pool of sharks. I wasn't killed, but I don't have any legs now. It's not that bad, but every one in awhile I say to myself "hey, where are my legs?". My mom says that throwing myself into that pool was just a cry for help, but I just wanted to DIE. If she found out that I ate that cube of frozen liquid refreshment she'd ram a pencil in my ear. Soooooo anyway, VAAAYKAAAY was really great and I wish you all could of gone, but I was havn't too much fun to call anyone. I'm gonna go set my car on fire so DADDY will buy me a new one....the last one ran out of gas.
I hate Paris Hilton and everything about her. I hate wickliffe. I hate ohio. ONWARD to arabica to visit amber..
I just got back from SPRING BREAK VAAAYKAAAAY! I spent my VAYKAY in CAAAAANCUUUUN! My parents let me take the jet down so i didn't have to SUFFER through first-class. I hate having to watch Pretty Women EVERY SINGLE TRIP. UGH..my life is just sooooo demanding. I'm glad i finally got a break from my stressful life. Having to dress, undress, and redress myself everyday just get sooo tiring! I almost passed out the other day, but i ate a bite of a power bar, puked it up, and I was fine. THANK GOODNESS! I saw 1/4 of an ounce of fat on my foot other other day and started my diet again. Looks like I won't be eating again until 2012! My mother would KILL me if I even looked at food. She likes to live through me and force me to be everything that she wasn't...but i know it's just out of love. While I was on SPRING BREAK VAAAYKAAAY I ate an ice cube, but then felt bad, and tried to kill myself by throwing myself into a pool of sharks. I wasn't killed, but I don't have any legs now. It's not that bad, but every one in awhile I say to myself "hey, where are my legs?". My mom says that throwing myself into that pool was just a cry for help, but I just wanted to DIE. If she found out that I ate that cube of frozen liquid refreshment she'd ram a pencil in my ear. Soooooo anyway, VAAAYKAAAY was really great and I wish you all could of gone, but I was havn't too much fun to call anyone. I'm gonna go set my car on fire so DADDY will buy me a new one....the last one ran out of gas.
I hate Paris Hilton and everything about her. I hate wickliffe. I hate ohio. ONWARD to arabica to visit amber..